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《笑话一则，笑到肚子痛!》

2014-11-11 14:49:09| 分类：文艺类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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谁敢用普通话把这首诗读出来，

笑到肚子痛!

一位语文老师,为学生朗读了一首题为《卧春》的陆游的古诗,要求学生听写出来。

／语文老师朗读如下／有位学生听写如下

／《卧春》   ／《我蠢》
   ／暗梅幽闻花,／俺没有文化
　　／卧枝伤恨底,／我智商很低,
　　／遥闻卧似水,／要问我是谁,
　／易透达春绿。／一头大蠢驴。
／岸似绿,    ／俺是驴,
　／岸似透绿,   ／俺是头驴,
　　／岸似透黛绿。／俺是头呆驴。

   看完后，如果你笑了，（嘴角微微笑也算的，）就转一个，
   如果你没笑，那你好心的话转一个，
   如果笑了，你没转，旁友难意思啊。。。。

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